Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Just another average headline in High Times.
He must have taken it pretty hard, the loss that is.
Team "too tired and drained" to play second half. Would much rather eat a cold cut combo and watch Always Sunny babe.
The next line reads: "This man was promptly given the International Medal of Being the Man."
Six Iced, One Fired (into with a full clip from an AK-47) Continued on Page 6.
And they ask why journalism is dying.
Two weeks of detention is soo worth childhood infamy. See kids, this is how you get to be popular!
It's funny because her husband is dead.
ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
GREAT news: it cures cancer.
Work Sucks, No One Knows.
The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.
Once you go Barack you never go back.
In other news, author funny last name! Author funny last name!
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