CollegeHumor: Health

Star Wars Eye Test

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:34:15 -0500

The best opening to an optometrist appointment of all time.

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Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:51:35 -0400

He also gave up his wife and kids, though that wasn't voluntary.

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011 14:23:46 -0500

That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth.

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Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:26:04 -0400

Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:00:55 -0400

Star Trek PSA

To be fair, most people don't end up in the ER because they're geniuses

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:38:53 -0400

A site documenting the stupid people of the emergency room.

I try to mostly eat breast milk, but every once in a while you have to indulge on nickles and army men

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:58:00 -0400

The food pyramid for babies.

Clinical shocker, epic!

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:25:47 -0400

A medical condition in which you're hand gets stuck in a permenant shocker. How do I contract it???

I appreciate it when people put their health on the line for our enjoyment

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:23:14 -0400

A man tests diet pills that make you poop yourself.

There are only 10 sugar cubes in a can of coke. What a rip off!

Fri, 01 May 2009 17:56:24 -0400

See how much sugar is in your favorite foods and vegetables, in cube form.

Technically, it only applies to really funky epileptic seizures

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:13:21 -0400

Wikipedia needs to find a source for this one.

My Only Visit To University Health Services

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:56:35 -0400

Nurse: Okay… your name?

Me: Josh.

Nurse: And you pregnant?

Me: Huh.

Nurse: I know this is sensitive. Take your time.

Me: I’m not pregnant. In fact, I’m sure I’m not pregnant.

Nurse: Be honest.

Me: I’m a man! I physically cannot give birth.

Nurse: Look hon, you don’t have to tell me you’re pregnant. I can tell. You have that attitude.

Me: The what? The pregnant attitude? Is that an attitude?

The doctor comes in.

Doc: Excuse me. Nurse? You’re in the wrong room.

Me: …

Nurse: I know you’re pregnant.

The nurse leaves.

Doc: Sorry about that. We needed your nurse in the room over, where your friend Dave is giving birth.

Me: He’s just fat! Dave! DAVE!!

Cuddle up with a big stuffed AIDS tonight

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:21 -0400

All your favorite diseases are non available in plush form.

They missed one. I'm allergic to homework

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:09:33 -0400

The 6 most terrifying allergies you can actually get

Wow. Doctors are jerks. I'm never going to the hospital again

Wed, 28 May 2008 17:56:22 -0400

8 medical terms your doctor uses to insult you.

Some of these terrible diseases would be kind of fun

Tue, 27 May 2008 00:10:17 -0400

"5 Unusual Diseases" is the title of the article, but it really undescores how unsual these diseases are. We're talking rotting fish scent disease, people!

Please be fake: medical adoptions

Thu, 15 May 2008 23:43:02 -0400

See, now I know this one is fake because when my dad tried to steal my liver he got arrested. You can't just take organs without permission.

Dear God. This isn't real, right?

Mon, 12 May 2008 13:41:42 -0400

Vagina teeth? I'm never having sex again. Ever.

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Mon, 30 Jan 2006 17:35:29 -0500

Two steps foward, two slices back.