Angel at Podium: Next!

The line moves up. A man steps forward.

John: Hi there.

Angel * referring to a large book *: Jonathon Robert Curtis, born May 1st, 1982 in Dallas, Texas. Is all of that correct?

John: Sounds right to me.

Angel: It says here that you died while saving both orphans and puppies from a burning building. How noble.

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Peter:  "I'm sorry sir, you're not on the list.  You'll have to step aside."


Man:  "No, there has to be some kind of mistake."


Peter:  "Oh, well then…"  Quickly flips through the list.  "Nope, still not. Step aside please.  Next in line."
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