CollegeHumor: Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Rifle

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 12:26:58 -0500

It would look super cute with those barettes.

HROKITTY License Plate

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:58:50 -0400

Why, herro there.

Hello Kitty Smart Car Gangster

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:37:50 -0500

Whatever the opposite of yelling "thug life" is.

Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:05:34 -0500

So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.

Hello Kitty Kidney

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 10:19:20 -0400

It's only a matter of time till it's on every backpack you see.

Untitled 5

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 12:14:39 -0500

If you need to give a kid extra motivation to eat a pizza, they don't deserve it.

Hello Kitty Samurai

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:22:35 -0400

You were a fool to underestimate the Hello Kitty dynasty.

Untitled 7

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:36:00 -0400

There's a reason Hello Kitty never says goodbye.

Untitled 8

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:33:15 -0500

The teeth on the saw represent the struggle of Hello Kitty.

Untitled 9

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:52:46 -0500

This brings a whole new meaning to "Hello Kitty".

Heeeello Kitty

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:10:57 -0400

Putting the HELL in Hello Kitty!rn

Untitled 11

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:25:52 -0500

If I find your dog, you are not getting it back.

Air Guitar

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:05:42 -0400

It'll be awesome if scientists ever develop invisible guitars.

Inside The Sanrio Boardroom, 1974

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:41:10 -0400

Boss: So, describe what you've got so far.

Carl, the first designer: Well, we, mostly I, have an idea for a cartoon cat.

Boss: Interesting, interesting. Tell me about her..or him, whatever you have so far.

Carl: She's all white, wears lots of pink bows and pink outfits, and is really happy about life.

Boss: FANTASTIC…what's her name?

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Untitled 14

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:12:27 -0400
In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.

Untitled 15

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:53:22 -0400
Would Hello Kitty be as popular if her name was "HEY! CAT!"?