The saucy former business executive and Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City was a candidate for the 2012 Republican Party presidential nomination until allegations of sexual misconduct forced him to end his campaign. A one-time CEO of Godfather’s Pizza - known throughout the midwest as “the one that’s not Pizza Hut” - Cain will forever be remembered for his Domino’s-esque 9-9-9 Tax Plan and his let’s just say “viral” campaign advertisements. He also quoted the Pokemon movie in speeches more than once, which is a punchline in and of itself. [[[readmore]]]
*Notable Achievement:* Despite having full and intimate knowledge of his past sexual indiscretions, Cain was able to convince himself that he could be president.
*Pizza Stance:* Pro.