Rick Perry: Governing Texas. Which is to say: pretending the EPA doesn't exist; firing revolvers into the air for the state's weekly Alamo remembrance ceremony, which is observed by firing revolvers into the air; executions; saying things about Jesus; relaxing at his hunting lodge, the one that says "N*****head" on it and which he never really apologized for having; executions.
...]]> /article/6766415 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6766415/10-romney-running-mate-suggestions Mon, 07 May 2012 17:11:36 -0400 Now that Mitt Romney has all but sealed the deal as the Republican nominee (pick up the pace, Ron Paul), it's time that he start considering potential running mates. Mitt is certainly lacking in the image department, so we here at CollegeHumor thought we would suggest some possibilities that might balance out the GOP ticket this year.