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			<title>What You're Saying with your Drug Choice</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:08:54 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Regret Everything: I'm Bad at Drugs</title>
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Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn&#039;t know because I am terrible at them.</p>

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Meaning, my body doesn&#039;t seem to enjoy them as designed. A combination of being scared of breaking rules, emotional repression and some probably shitty body chemistry makes me terrible at altering my state. Which bums me out, as I grew up worshipping people who made a big deal out of loving drugs: Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and most attractive girls at my college.</p>

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