At this point, you legally become her property.
    I warned her against hooking up with a wolverine.
    That was either fun or rape.
    Is that a hickey or did you make out with a bear trap?
    "How to determine if your Axe Body Spray really works.."
    It looks like he made out with a vacuum cleaner.
    "The aftermath of a shaming at Winona State"
    Wouldn't you just tell her to stop at this point?
    Killer hickeys, dude.

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