At this point, you legally become her property.
I warned her against hooking up with a wolverine.
That was either fun or rape.
Is that a hickey or did you make out with a bear trap?
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It looks like he made out with a vacuum cleaner.
"The aftermath of a shaming at Winona State"
Wouldn't you just tell her to stop at this point?
Killer hickeys, dude.

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