At this point, you legally become her property.
I warned her against hooking up with a wolverine.
That was either fun or rape.
He's not wearing a shirt for the picture, what's your excuse guy in the background?
Is that a hickey or did you make out with a bear trap?
"How to determine if your Axe Body Spray really works.."
Don't let Britney Spears hickey distract you from the ample amount of sideboob on display here.
It looks like he made out with a vacuum cleaner.
"The aftermath of a shaming at Winona State"
"This is what i get to walk around campus with for the next week or so..."
"I got this hickey from my girlfriend, what can I say, she has a big mouth..."
Wouldn't you just tell her to stop at this point?
Killer hickeys, dude.
I think one of the most funny things you can say or write is "No Fat Chicks," because duh.