CollegeHumor: High school

Hopeless High School Lesson Plan: Voting 101

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:51:29 -0400

9:58 am: Accept your reality: You’re a single, middle-aged woman teaching high school civics who has forgotten what human warmth feels like.

9:59 am: Weep.

10:00 am: Start of class. Wait for students to take seats and give Tyler back his inhaler.

10:10 am: Say the words “voting can be fun.” Wait for laughter to subside.

10:20 am: Say the words “Okay, but seriously, voting is an important way to make your voice heard politically.” Wait for laughter to subside.
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Kid Wants Kendall Jenner To Go To His Prom

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:29:44 -0400

Girl who he ends up going with: "I feel inadequate, but, overall, better off."

Robbie J is Lookin' for a Prom Date

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:37:45 -0400

"He's so awkward, he's almost cool." - No one

Best Detention Notes

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:21:09 -0400

Best Detention Notes

Aladdin Magic Carpet Adventure Through High School

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:28:50 -0500

This was my dream back in high school, to go two minutes and 37 seconds without getting beat up.

High School Kids Are Dumb

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:08:36 -0500

At least they're at school. That's a start.

7'5" High School Basketball Player Dominates

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:49:37 -0500

Though I'm pretty sure he's really two short kids stacked on top of each other inside the uniform..

Detention Notice

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:40:33 -0500

It's the best gift Jesus could have asked for.

Teacher Might Be Fired Over Remark

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 17:35:36 -0400

The student would've answered but he was busy eating a stapler.

Popular Girls in the Bathroom

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:59:04 -0400

Being a guy isn't all fun and games, but it sure makes being a doll look easy.

High School Girl Pranks School with Dead Goldfish Breakdown

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:04:30 -0400

As if spending their lives dealing with people going through puberty wasn't a big enough prank on teachers.

Trumpet Player Gives 110%

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 14:40:42 -0400

He's an inspiration. If everyone did this, we wouldn't have as many school bands.

World's Biggest High School Football Fan

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:59:06 -0400

Not to be confused with the one that keeps Knox City High School cool.

Teacher Sexting Students

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:03:00 -0400

This was also an alternate ending to Dead Poets Society.

Super Prom Date

Tue, 31 May 2011 15:37:52 -0400

His kryptonite is not being paid attention to.

Anxiety Org Charts Through Life

Mon, 30 May 2011 01:54:09 -0400

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Locomotive Curt Rap

Mon, 23 May 2011 13:24:17 -0400

He looks like Biggie and raps like Rodney Dangerfield.

Class of 2011 Cupping Prank

Thu, 19 May 2011 18:25:02 -0400

Luckily, the valedictorian is also a competitive speed stacker.

Beyonce Surprises High School Dance Routine

Thu, 05 May 2011 15:29:03 -0400

She only came because the other members of Destiny's Child teach there now.

College Marching Band Plays Rage Against The Machine

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 12:35:10 -0500

Don't worry, those are Fair Trade clarinets.