Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This better not delay my commute.
"Kids, we're taking a detour! Disney can wait."
What? The Ghostbusters can't handle everything.
He-man's skanky younger sister.
Report them for FOLLOWING THE LAW, Mr. Officer? Yeah, no prob!
Taking the car pool lane to a whole new level
If you like it, then you should put another truck in it.
Note: This is not as effective in North Korea.
It's funny when it doesn't happen to you.
"I'm on the highway to hell."
There real question is why isn't everyone trucking around a giant metal blade?
"How's my dumping? Call 1-800 BIG POOP."
This is how rednecks hold a funeral. The coffin is a lounge chair and the cemetery is this quaint little spot 15 miles off the highway in the middle of nowhere.
If you miss that, the next exit isn't until the morning after (pill).
"There is no Division 6. This is bullsh*t."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.