Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which is the deceleratrix."
This is apparently from an era when people didn't understand what airplanes were. Fear the mighty airplane!
Traditionally, you use your thumb to hitchhike.
That looks like a vagina with trees going on it!
Are you certain that we remembered to bring some change this time?
'Do you guys have anything that doesn't have roast beef in it?''There's the roast beef egg sausage and roast beef - that doesn't have much roast beef.'
You can never start them too young.
Have you ever seen that lame scene in a sitcom where two fat people both tried to squeeze through the same door?
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Everyone is dealing with higher gas prices in their own way.
Vermillion? I don't get it.
Let's start over Costello, what is the name of the town at exit 119?!?
"Exit 420 is real, and hilarious."
The only thing that could make this picture more fake is if it was Exit 420B. UPDATE: thanks to Michael who emailed us to let us know this picture isn't fake at all.
Those Hummers get terrible mileage. Terrible.
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Don't ask me again.