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Giancarlo Stanton Got Hit In The Head. Hard.

After a turbulent offseason that saw the Marlins trade away literally all of their stars except Stanton, the team's slugger got off to a rough start in Spring Training. Prospect Jose Fernandez hit the star outfielder in the head with a 95-mph fastball during a simulated game. After being hit, Stanton reportedly stared down the young pitcher angrily, before yelling "I asked you to kill me. Please. I can't take another losing season with this team."


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Europol Found Over 680 Soccer Games May Have Been Fixed Since 2008

A report from Europe's police (I assume that's what Europol is) found that almost 700 soccer games had 'suspicious' qualities, suggesting that the soccer matches may have been fixed. These suspicious qualities include players being seriously hurt from non-existent injuries, and many games in which neither team scores a goal.


...]]> /embed/6867792 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6867792/nhl-team-temporarily-forms-flying-v NHL Team Temporarily Forms Flying V Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:25:27 -0500 /article/6865757 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865757/the-ref-hockeys-back-tigers-out-and-more The Ref: Hockey's Back, Tiger's Out, and MORE Thu, 24 Jan 2013 10:44:15 -0500

The NHL Started Its Short Season

The National Hockey League kicked off its 48-game 2013 season. The season will be a short one, since the owners and players spent months embroiled in a lockout. Also short in the NHL: Nathan Gerbe , Peter Laviolette's temper, and my attention span.


...]]> /video/6863790 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6863790/ballsy-hockey-penalty-shot Ballsy Hockey Penalty Shot Wed, 16 Jan 2013 10:47:47 -0500 /article/6862551 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6862551/the-ref-nfl-playoffs-lance-armstrong-and-more The Ref: NFL Playoffs, Lance Armstrong, and MORE Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:40:06 -0500

Joe Webb Tried To Throw A Football, Mostly Failed

After the Vikings surprisingly scratched starting quarterback Christian Ponder due to an elbow injury, second-string QB Joe Webb attempted to lead the Vikings to victory over the Packers. Unfortunately, his performance left it unclear as to whether he had actually ever played football before, and the Vikings lost handily. The game marked the first time in history my mom has yelled, "C'mon, I could throw better than that!" and actually been correct.


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LeBron James Was Named Sports Illustrated's 'Sportsman Of The Year'

The Miami Heat star graced the cover of SI's 59th annual SOTY issue, showcasing his newly-won NBA Championship ring. Unfortunately, the SOTY award ceremony was marred by a heated confrontation between James' fanclub, "The 'Bronies" and a confused group of obsessive My Little Pony fans, "The Bronies."


 /video/6851293 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6851293/what-canadians-call-thanksgiving What Canadians Call Thanksgiving Mon, 26 Nov 2012 17:14:35 -0500 /picture/6848898 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6848898/green-men-throw-waffles-at-hockey-player Green Men Throw Waffles at Hockey Player Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:25:20 -0500 /article/6845801 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845801/the-ref-sad-eli-manning-nba-flops-and-more The Ref: Sad Eli Manning, NBA Flops, and MORE Thu, 08 Nov 2012 11:16:50 -0500 Every week, Chris Barth updates you on the important events in the sporting world – the ones you may have heard of and the ones you definitely missed. He's watching the games and calling things as he sees them. This is The Ref.


The NHL Canceled The Winter Classic

As the National Hockey League's lockout neared the end of its second official month, the league announced the cancellation of its annual New Years Day game, which was set to feature the Detroit Red Wings and the Toronto Maple Leafs. The cancellation answered the age-old question, "If a league makes an announcement and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"


...]]> /picture/6835421 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6835421/hockey-team-looks-pretty-good-on-the-bench Hockey Team Looks Pretty Good on the Bench Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:29:35 -0400 /video/6830545 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6830545/hockey-player-jumps-through-glass Hockey Player Jumps Through Glass Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:08:35 -0400 /video/6825794 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6825794/hockey-traditions-explained Hockey Traditions Explained Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:46:05 -0400 /article/6825266 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6825266/what-the-nhl-lockout-means-for-you What the NHL Lockout Means for You Mon, 17 Sep 2012 11:29:31 -0400
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  • Mullets aren't cool. Sorry, bro, the party in the back has been postponed. The players were able to pick up some Molsons, Skoal, and iPod speakers, but couldn't be sold on that collective bargaining agreement.
  • Any teeth lost must be replaced. So much for whistling while you work, or do anything else that involves talking. As if it weren't bad enough that you don't have ol' ice disc to chat about with colleagues.
  • Nothing to talk to girls about. The "Range her? I hardly even know you, GO DEVILS!" days are over, at least for a little while. To fill the silence between meeting someone and "Knuckle Pucking" their "Flying V," talk about the weather. Unless, of course, the cool autumn breeze and falling leaves remind you too much of a hockey season lost.
  • Wearing a jersey will look stupid. It's easy to get used to looking like a 3/4 sleeved James Bond with an affinity for numbers, names, and native american faces—but without any point of reference, the non-hockey watching minority will probably just think you like Kevin Smith movies. Or worse, Kevin Smith.
  • No hockey on Thanksgiving. It will be tough getting through Turkey Day without dualin' sticks, but luckily, football will likely still be there to keep your family's conversations from turning to politics.
  • Eating personal pizzas at arena football games. Ugh, and I thought eating steak at Chili's when you were craving Applebee's was bad.
  • Wearing a hockey mask now means you're a murderer. You'd think the chainsaw would show that you're into timber sports too, but you're wrong. Thanks, liberal news media tv movies.
  • The Tim Horton's tear room will be packed. I hope you like coffee, donuts, and waiting in line. I don't know about you, but my face still feels like it got hit by a slap shot from holding my sobs in until I entered the designated crying area eight years ago.
  • Drinking anything other than Budweiser is unpatriotic. Oh, Canada. Why can't you just join The States so we can enjoy your sweet, frosty nectar without all the guilt?
  • People won't know you don't watch hockey. After being body checked with all of that other stuff, it's nice to have at least one home run in your favor.

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