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			<title>14 Mother's Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 14:55:59 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ah, mother&#039;s day. That time of year you realize you have no idea what your mom likes. Flowers? She likes flowers, right? That&#039;s a mother&#039;s days present! Maybe you should have taken advice from people who know they&#039;re talking about. We asked the people of <a href="http://www.boutgame.com/"><strong>Bout</strong></a> to answer questions about their dear ol&#039; mahs and got some preeettty good results.</p>

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			<title>The Worst Parenting Moments from Reality TV Moms</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 11:46:33 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>Mother&#039;s Day is that special time of the year where we all remember who brought us into this world and helped make us who we are. Sadly, a mother&#039;s work can go unappreciated and even ignored. Thankfully reality television steps in to remind us that, &quot;Hey, it isn&#039;t a big deal that your mom forgot to pick you up from little league that one time&quot; because any of these people could have been your mom instead:</em></p>

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			<title>An American's Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:24:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>4/20 has arrived and the country needs to sit back, relax, and Netflix-marathon a season of <em>Adventure Time</em> now more than ever. Except you guys can&#039;t do any of those things because you&#039;re too busy dealing with a bunch of other stressful shit. Now, what if I told you that there&#039;s a place not too far from here where all your greenest dreams can come true? No more worrying about Big Brother punishing you for channeling your inner Bob Marley. No more overpriced, under effective ganja. And most importantly you&#039;ll be under the protection of North America&#039;s largest safety net in the off chance you manage to hurt yourself. That&#039;s right, I&#039;m talking about Canada motherfuckers. </p>

	<p>Now before you politically correct Ivy Leaguers try and interrupt with a, &quot;omg Canada is so not like this, what a stereotype!&quot; just know that the author of this article is Canadian. I say &quot;aboot&quot; and &quot;eh&quot; and all that shit. I apologize even when it&#039;s not my fault. Trust in my authority! But you know, only if you want to. </p>

	<p>This April 20th, come pay the land of perpetual winter a visit. You won&#039;t regret it! Just check out the brochure!</p>

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			<title>The Longer 4/20 Goes On</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:37:16 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Twidiots: April Fools', You Fools</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:03:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<h3> We all know what April Fools&#039; is, right? You know, that special day when people pull ridiculous pranks, and we all laugh and laugh because there&#039;s no way these things could <span class="caps">POSSIBLY</span> be real. Right? Right. Well, some of our friends on Twitter are a little slow on the uptake. </h3>

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			<title>6 Ways to Make Easter More Fun</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:38:07 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>The Longer St. Patrick's Day Goes On</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:16:21 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>How to Handle Your Hangover</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:01:32 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Twidiots: Happy Presidents Day to All EXCEPT Barack Obama</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:09:25 -0500</pubDate>
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<h3> Monday was Presidents&#039; Day, and all across the Twitterverse, Americans took the opportunity to reflect and honor the hard work of each of our forty-four esteemed presidents. Well, except maybe the current one. </h3>

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	<p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I hope everyone has a splendid Presidents&#039; Day,except for Obama fuck you I hope your day sucks</p>&#151; Samantha Gorman (@SamanthaLauuren) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamanthaLauuren/status/303551516898385920">February 18, 2013</a></blockquote><br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>The Later It Gets On New Year's Eve</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 14:45:41 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>What You Say During a Holiday Party, and What You Really Mean</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:53:58 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>Simply roll over the images to see what you&#039;re really saying&#133;</em></p>

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			<title>10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:03:07 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>Santa Claus.<br  />
Kris Kringle.<br  />
Saint Nick.</p>

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Whatever you call the tubby, old man in the sleigh, one thing remains constant: He&#039;s kinda hot. Every time the Christmas season rolls around, guys like me have to compete with Santa while the ladies fall head over heels for him. Not quite following me? Well, here&#039;s 10 reasons why the ancient elf of yuletide is one of the steamiest dudes around.</p>

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			<title>If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:50:36 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Police Reports from Christmas Stories</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:58:55 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>11 Alternatives to Mistletoe</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:47:25 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Twas the Night Before Finals</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:43:10 -0500</pubDate>
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Empty Red Bull, iced coffee, and trash strewn about<br  />
In hope that some seeds of knowledge would sprout</p>

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The students were sitting uncomfortably at their chairs<br  />
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			<title>The 5 Ways to Receive a Present</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:18:23 -0500</pubDate>
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Why do people give each other gifts on Christmas? Jesus? Unconditional love? Ancient cultural traditions meant to fortify the bond between humans, in the interest of maintaining social order?</p>

	<p>All terrible guesses. People give gifts for two reasons <span class="caps">ONLY</span>:</p>

	<p>1. To see if you appreciate the gesture and thus deserve more presents in the future&#133;<br  /...]]></description>
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			<title>REGRET EVERYTHING / Santa, You Are Wasting Your Life</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 09:55:20 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>Dear Santa:</p>

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Here is my annual letter, sent in the very unlikely but still possible case that you actually exist. As I state every year, please consider changing careers. I suggest either taking over the post office of every country in the world, or perhaps running a spy agency, or founding a year-round toy manufacturing center. As it stands, you are wasting your life.</p>

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			<title>The 12 Days Of Internet Christmas</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:27:29 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>Music is the food of love&#133;</p>

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	<p>Even babies know that much&#133;</p>

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	<p>Sure, there&#039;s regular old guitar and bass&#133;</p>

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	<p>But there&#039;s also piano&#133;</p>

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			<title>Graphic Truth / The Longer Hanukkah Goes On</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 13:22:00 -0500</pubDate>
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