Picture Looking for an easy costume for next year that nobody will recognize? How about virtuoso guitarist/new-Guns-N-Roses member Buckethead?
Picture Later that night, Ultimate Warrior would turn heel by hitting Hogan with a chair while he was flirting with some girl.
Picture "I was a katrina looter for Halloween." You sure were, and nobody can take that away from you.
Picture I wish I would have thought of having two gorgeous girls pantomiming fellatio on me for my costume.