You don't even wanna know what he had to do to get that title (wear socks).
Jingle in a half-bell.
Deck the halls with "Origin of Species."
The mail may be delivered through sleet or snow, but that doesn't mean it's going to be pleasant.
Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
This year for Thanksgiving be thankful we put this together so you're not bored sitting at the kid's table. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'm thankful that my hand turkeys don't SUCK ASS!
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
Naughty, and not particularly nice.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
Feed me your Christmass junk mail!
Lose your costume, not your dignity. Come on now.
Because being a parent is scary enough.
So uh, are you gonna finish that Twix minis or can I have it?
The roll of a lifetime.
They should have dressed up as trainwrecks.
Unfortunately they weren't able to capture the part when the guy took his costume off and transformed into Michael Bay.
Impressively consistent, texture-wise.
What the puck.
Robin smells trouble and it's in Batman's diaper.
Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.
The only thing scarier than these decorations are the masterminds behind them.
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you're dead.