Do we really need another Hallmark holiday? They already fooled us with Kwanzaa.
Guys, we're doing it! We're really DOING IT!
"We didn't think you had it in you, so we asked Dave for conformation."
"No, we're not celebrating a late Easter. That'd be weird."
He'd better be careful, unless he wants to be The Boy Who Cried Friends Getting Arrested in Parking Lots
"Better than a scented candle" - moms everywhere
Underneath the cop's uniform is a shirt that says "He Loves Being Face Down on the Pavement with a Knee in his Back" with an arrow pointing to that guy.
Master O'Chief has never been happier.
Happy (belated) St. Patty's Day
She can stand on any shoulder she wants to.
Is there anything more bling than a Lil Wayne Christmas ornament? No.
Technically he's not drinking it. He's pouring it all over his shirt.
The cat still won't look him in the eye.
The sweetest gift of all is diabetes.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.
With pizza you're never alone.
If you want news on Egypt, this isn't the publication for you.
Hey, he brought penis shaped chocolates to the set.
"You got your card. Now move out of the way so I can get back to gaming."
He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor.
Surprise! You'll never guess what this couch shaped present is.
We really need to make every holiday a costume holiday.
That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.
The Cat in the Hat isn't as fun when it's not Dr. Seuss.