CollegeHumor: Home alone

Talkboy Commercial Extended

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:02:31 -0400

Murder never works as well as it does on TV.

Steve Buscemi Plus Ryan Gosling Equals Macaulay Culkin

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:27:00 -0500

Buzz, your math, WOOF!

Sticky Bandits - Home Alone 2

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:38:33 -0400

Comes with it's own creepy old guy with a shovel

Thu, 05 May 2011 16:56:07 -0400

'Home Alone' House For Sale

Before and After: Macaulay Culkin

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:53:43 -0400

I made my cuteness disappear. I made my cuteness disappear.

The Wet Bandits

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:24:12 -0400

Always getting themselves into sticky situations.

Marv from Home Alone

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 00:34:22 -0400

Just when you thought you were safe from the Wet Bandits.

Untitled 7

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:56:51 -0500

MJ and MC sittin' in a tree.

Untitled 8

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:32:32 -0500

Macaulay Culkin ages 5 years for every human year.

Why arduously watch Home Alone when you can read the whole thing tweet by tweet!?

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:52:35 -0500

The Home Alone Twitter project.

Kevin McCallister Pushes His Luck

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:01:15 -0500

Clerk: This is Downtown Escorts, how can I help you?

Talkboy: HOWWWDY-DOOO. THIS IS PETER MCCALLISTER, THE FAAATHER.

Clerk: That’s absolutely too much information already.

Talkboy: I’D LIKE A PROSTITUTE PLEASE.

Clerk: Escort, Mr. McCallister.

Talkboy: WITH AN EXTRA LARGE ASS, NO STDS, AND ONE OF THOSE LITTLE THIRD NIPPLES THAT YOU’RE AFRAID TO TOUCH.

Clerk: This is just a tape recorder played extra slow, isn’t it?

Talkboy: CREDIT CARRRD? YOU GOT IT.

Clerk: No, this is a cash-only business.

Talkboy: (rewind sound) CREDIT CARRRD? YOU GOT IT.

Clerk: I can’t process a credit card, asshole.

Talkboy: (rewind sound) THIS IS PETER MCCALLISTER, THE FAAATHER.

Clerk: Who is this really? Did you seriously think anyone would believe this is your voice?

Talkboy: (fastforward sound) EXTRA LARGE ASS, NO STDS –

Clerk: And one of those little third nipples that you’re afraid to touch. You really should have recorded some different lines in case I didn’t say EXACTLY what you hoped I’d say.

Talkboy: CREDIT CARRRD?

Clerk: NO.

Talkboy: YOU GOT IT.

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Untitled 11

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:33:20 -0500

It's like looking at a magic eye. He's lost and confused.

Remix: Home Alone meets Saw

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:41:23 -0400

Almost as scary as Home Alone 4.

Untitled 13

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:19:32 -0400

The Wet Bandits

I Am Home Alone Legend

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:55:55 -0400

"I made me species disappear."

CH Video Games Weekly: Licensed Atrocities

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:38:49 -0500

This week, Jeff and High Times Editorial Office's Ben Schwartz take a trip through some of the worst licensed games of all time.

Untitled 16

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:37:08 -0500

"The actor in this picture is actually my great uncle. As far as having a relative in the film industry, I think i pretty much hit jackpot."

Home Alone Saw Remix

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:44:03 -0400

KEVIN!!!