"Homeless" Stuff

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Derrick Comedy: Shouting Homeless Realtor

Originals video Derrick Comedy: Shouting Homeless Realtor

Passive Help

video Passive Help

Hardly Working: Sam's Secret

Originals video Hardly Working: Sam's Secret

Attention all homeless vagrants seeing this on the internet: make your signs funny and I'll guarantee profits skyrocket.

picture Attention all homeless vagrants seeing this on the internet: make your signs funny and I'll guarantee profits skyrocket.

This one's free - your sign isn't funny.

picture This one's free - your sign isn't funny.

"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."

picture "After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."

He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.

picture He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.

Homeless merman.

picture Homeless merman.

"I'm not dippin' into my Hello Kitty piggy bank for you, bitch. Getta job."

picture "I'm not dippin' into my Hello Kitty piggy bank for you, bitch. Getta job."

He's asking for money and he's not even playing the guitar or anything?

picture He's asking for money and he's not even playing the guitar or anything?

When's he's not playing a "that guy" he's actually their chaperone on field trips to the big city.

picture When's he's not playing a "that guy" he's actually their chaperone on field trips to the big city.

Now all he needs to do is find a cheap internet liquor store.

picture Now all he needs to do is find a cheap internet liquor store.

The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful.

picture The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful.

Found him!

picture Found him!

A professional dancer.

picture A professional dancer.

Not pictured: two sorority girls going down on him.

picture Not pictured: two sorority girls going down on him.

Quick someone, close the box and call Animal Control on that garbage eating vermin!

picture Quick someone, close the box and call Animal Control on that garbage eating vermin!

video Boston Drummer

Need Money for Lessons

With today's economy, even SpongeBob hit some hard times.

picture With today's economy, even SpongeBob hit some hard times.

We're on the verge of an all out bum turf war.

picture We're on the verge of an all out bum turf war.

You know he'll just spend it on crack, right?

picture You know he'll just spend it on crack, right?

This is what Andrew Dice Clay is currently up to.

picture This is what Andrew Dice Clay is currently up to.

He's gotta eat something.

picture He's gotta eat something.

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