Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We always knew he would make it on TV some day."
Derrick Comedy: Shouting Homeless Realtor
"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."
This one's free - your sign isn't funny.
"Some homeless guy wandered into our cafeteria and for some reason had a target spray painted on his ass."
He's asking for money and he's not even playing the guitar or anything?
A twist on the cliche' and lazy homeless costume.
A professional dancer.
He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.
Asking for money next to the ATM - all beggars should be this clever!
"Homeless crossdresser, Leslie, in Austin biting my sister's boob for a quarter."
Another bum with a laptop. He's probably on CollegeHumor.
Santa doesn't look so good. No worry, he still has 9 months to get everything together.
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