Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I'm not dippin' into my Hello Kitty piggy bank for you, bitch. Getta job."
I should have majored in being homeless
Yeah right, you'll just spend it on laser guns.
Even homeless people have websites. Welcome to the future.
"We befriended a homeless guy at Breakfast Club before the Purdue/Notre Dame game."
"We always knew he would make it on TV some day."
Derrick Comedy: Shouting Homeless Realtor
I'll only bang beautiful chicks, but I will accept money from anyone.
You catch more flies with honey than cursing.
"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."
This one's free - your sign isn't funny.
"Some homeless guy wandered into our cafeteria and for some reason had a target spray painted on his ass."
He's asking for money and he's not even playing the guitar or anything?
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Don't ask me again.