Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A twist on the cliche' and lazy homeless costume.
A professional dancer.
He needs three times as much money as he thinks he does - those women are going to want some drinks too.
Get your fat male friend drunk and track down this guy.
Asking for money next to the ATM - all beggars should be this clever!
If only this guy knew how many people are going to read the sign for free.
"Homeless crossdresser, Leslie, in Austin biting my sister's boob for a quarter."
I have been looking for someone to organize my Phish bootlegs....
Another bum with a laptop. He's probably on CollegeHumor.
Santa doesn't look so good. No worry, he still has 9 months to get everything together.
Y'know, a homeless man with a laptop is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
"Hell, I'm already homeless."
Just conjure one you lazy bastard.
"If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long." ~ Chris Rock
"Why the wicked hobo of the west shouldn't read the paper in the rain."
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