Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
But his puppy dog eyes!
"We have a guy that lives in our common room. He lives in Washington, doesn't go to school here, yet he's been here for over 2 weeks now." Also, he is apparently a fag.
"I hardly noticed that bum because of his camaflouge vest! And I vomitted into my own eyes." (You look like the homeless one, dude)
"So they are letting hobos play in the NFL now?"
Let me guess, it's not working?
"My buddy saw this bum jumping out at people on the street."
"Bums on the side of a street in Tokyo. It seems that the Japanese homeless are technologically advanced when it comes to cardboard boxes."
*yawn* all this biking is making me tired.
Imagine what she'd do for legs.
You need lower rates and a more creative sign!
"A baby seal got beached, so this bum decided to feed it some beer." Norman Rockwell, eat your heart out.
Good thing the bum can't read, this might hurt his feelings.
The future is now.
It is a shame what has happened to Willy Wonka since the 70's. Now he's just wandering into random Saint Patrick's Day parties.
"When my room mate drinks, he also becomes homeless."
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Don't ask me again.