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For those prices you could sell me rat and I'd eat it!
"Ever hear of Facebook? Yeah, I didn't invent that."
Jennifer Anniston? This iPhone must be a 1998 functional prototype.
That's EXACTLY what a zombie would say.
It's a good thing they created this Internet to fill the lulls in the day.
His worst was picking law school over med school.
Who needs a marketing department when you have minimum wage employees?
A couple feet away was a tombstone that said "Hear Lies - - Don't Believe Them."
You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight.
The West-Side-Face-F*cker strikes again.
This is why I never ever shower.
Well, at least she's honest
(Sigh) There's just not enough hours in a day.
The things I'd do to her, however, are in several states. The lame states.
Huh? What? Sorry I was looking at this video of monkeys fighting with wiffle ball bats. So good!
That's actually her sign and he's having a bunch of his old college buddies take the photo for him.
This is the last time we hire those philosophy grad students to construct our patio.
Somewhere, Zeus is grasping a lightning bolt.
See? Ignorance is bliss. Receiving presents from a older jolly man in a red suit is also bliss.
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