CollegeHumor: Honesty

Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars!

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:34:51 -0500

Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you're here, then you've already made up multiple lies for why you're not here. That's a good thing – it means you've come to the right place.

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Cheating In College

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:49:22 -0400

Snitches get degrees.

What Not to Say to Girls

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:18:17 -0500

For all you Casanovas that glean relationship advice from Internet videos.

Honest OBGYN

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:06:50 -0500

All the other OBGYNs were thinking it.

Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:56:12 -0400

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

Fake Chicken on Menu

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 06:10:42 -0400

For those prices you could sell me rat and I'd eat it!

Big on the Internet Shirt

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:52:33 -0400

"Ever hear of Facebook? Yeah, I didn't invent that."

Honest Texting

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:15:27 -0400

Jennifer Anniston? This iPhone must be a 1998 functional prototype.

Untitled 8

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 10:51:58 -0500

That's EXACTLY what a zombie would say.

Untitled 9

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:15:24 -0500

It's a good thing they created this Internet to fill the lulls in the day.

Untitled 10

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:48:47 -0500

His worst was picking law school over med school.

Untitled 11

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:56:53 -0500

Who needs a marketing department when you have minimum wage employees?

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Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:31:11 -0400

A couple feet away was a tombstone that said "Hear Lies - - Don't Believe Them."

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Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:27:06 -0400

You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight.

Untitled 14

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:00:31 -0400

The West-Side-Face-F*cker strikes again.

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Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:20:42 -0400

This is why I never ever shower.

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Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:32:15 -0400

Omegle Honesty

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:23:13 -0400

Well, at least she's honest

Untitled 18

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:19:34 -0400

(Sigh) There's just not enough hours in a day.

Untitled 19

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 13:39:31 -0400

The things I'd do to her, however, are in several states. The lame states.