CollegeHumor: Hook

Rufio

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 01:38:59 -0400

The costume's not complete 'til he successfully rides a skateboard.

Rufio

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 20:31:42 -0400

That's real human bone on that necklace. Don't ask.

Rufio

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 00:49:39 -0400

"I'm gonna make you crow."

Rufio

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 03:38:05 -0400

Watch out Pan! No green tights or skirts here.

Peter and Hook

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 18:25:02 -0400

Who would win: Captain Hook or Captain Morgan?

Rufio

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 11:59:38 -0400

It's not pronounced Rufio. It's pronounced Ru-Fi-Ooooo.

Rufio

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 01:17:59 -0400

Bangarang!

Rufio

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 23:51:17 -0400

"Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!"

5 Deleted Last Scenes

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:27:34 -0400

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?

Commissioner Gordon: Because we have to chase him.

James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.

Commissioner Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Commissioner Gordon's Daughter: Uh, dad?

Commissioner Gordon: Oh, hey, yeah, you're still here. Cool. Let's go home.

Commissioner Gordon's Daughter: Do you really love James more than you love me and mom?

Commissioner Gordon: What? Psh. That was just a heat of the moment reaction. It doesn't mean—

Barbara Gordon: It seemed pretty clear.

Commissioner Gordon's Daughter: I always knew you preferred him because you go to him for all symbolic contemplation, but I mean jeez.

Barbara Gordon: What are we, chopped liver?

Commissioner Gordon: It was just—

Commissioner Gordon's Daughter: I don't even have a name!

Barbara Gordon: Come on, Commissioner Gordon's Daughter. Let's get out of here.

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
...

Untitled 9

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:04:57 -0400

Axe Key Hook

Rufio

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:55:01 -0500

I'm 80-85% sure this is the actor who actually played Rufio in Hook.

Rufio

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:15:44 -0500

"And yes, I can crow."

Rufio

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:03:52 -0500

BANGARAAAANG!

Untitled 13

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:00:45 -0400

Whoa, you can catch frogs?

CH Video Games Weekly: Licensed Atrocities

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:38:49 -0500

This week, Jeff and High Times Editorial Office's Ben Schwartz take a trip through some of the worst licensed games of all time.

Untitled 15

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:48:26 -0400

Really? More Rufios?

Untitled 16

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:40:06 -0400

BANGERANG!

Untitled 17

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:09:57 -0400

I wish I had a dad... like you.

Rufio

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:13:10 -0400

"Upon entering the party and holding up his sword, he let out a 'Bangerangggg!' The rest of the party followed with "RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Untitled 19

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:56:51 -0500

"Hey Smee, where's Ruffio?"