Recent "Horror" Stuff

You'll fall neck stump over heels in love with this one.

So cute, it's scary.

If there was any more stuffing, it would have been rated NC-17.

I'm so tired of these gimmicky thrillers.

Just when you thought it was safe to go out again covered in banana-scented slop.

This is why I try to stay away from mirrors, and showers, too. I'm very lonely.

SyFy should've changed it's name to Awesyme Byd Hyrryr Myvie Chynnyl.

Part shark, part sharktopus.

I don't know what the crime is, but I know Watson is guilty.

This reminds me of another horror movie featuring a misunderstood "alien" from "outer space." It was called Alien.

A new thriller definitely not from the people who brought you "The Silence of the Lambs."

"Haha, OK. You got me. You can stop being a Chinese girl now."

Especially scary for those terrified of cliches.

It's what you don't see that frightens you the most.

This is so unrealistic, do you have any idea how much 24-hour Hot-Girl security costs?

If you find yourself somewhere scary and don't have cell phone service, call your loved ones and say goodbye. Or mail them a letter, actually.