Child Flagrantly Disregards Sign
ER Visit Reason Listed as "Unable to Eat Diarrhea"
Expert Medical Advice
Hey, those 6 foot party subs go bad quickly.
Relax, it's safe.
A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball.  During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
"We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."
"Honey, quick! Pull over!"

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