Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
His buns were so soft.
5 Sad Valentine's Day Themed Products
I doubled DOGGY dared my friend to take just one bite. He took two.
You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.
What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?
Excuse me, I asked for no mustard!
Hot girls, hot dogs.
If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.
A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.
I'll never forget the summer of '95. It was the summer I made one of the worst decisions of my life.
The people who designed ladders really didn't give any consideration to how you might use one while eating a hot dog.
By "we're not quite sure what happened," they mean "we're not sure we want to know what happened."
Don't worry, they were free range dogs.
You can have this bagel bite when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
"Wieners are ready, who's hungry?"
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