Picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.
Picture What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?
Picture I'll never forget the summer of '95. It was the summer I made one of the worst decisions of my life.
Picture The people who designed ladders really didn't give any consideration to how you might use one while eating a hot dog.
Picture By "we're not quite sure what happened," they mean "we're not sure we want to know what happened."