As you can probably imagine, the hottest selling item of merchandise was a sweater you can tie around your waist.
We all know summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda, sorta be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the abil …
You know its too hot when the cones start passing out
Everyone is invited except for Jar Jar Binks.
You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
"Back in my day, you had to walk two miles in the snow--barefoot--just to get away from perverts."
She makes nerds' hearts HTMelt.
"Yeah, that's right, 'sleeping.'"
This is totally giving me a fett one.
This girl's destined to have back problems in the future. That bag's gotta weigh at least 20 lbs.
This is why I never ever shower.
Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes.
Tip 1: Ignite brown bag full of poo on Miami's doorstep.
"Can you blame him? Bro got iced."
If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing.