Hot Beer Sign picture Hot Beer Sign

You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.

| 6 comments | October 20, 2011
Creepy Old Guy Checks Out Sunbather picture Creepy Old Guy Checks Out Sunbather

"Back in my day, you had to walk two miles in the snow--barefoot--just to get away from perverts."

| 2 comments | May 26, 2011
Stripe Shirt Computer Babe picture Stripe Shirt Computer Babe

She makes nerds' hearts HTMelt.

| 16 comments | May 09, 2011
Cat Sleeping on Hot Girl's Chest picture Cat Sleeping on Hot Girl's Chest

"Yeah, that's right, 'sleeping.'"

| 15 comments | May 09, 2011
Star Wars Grinding picture Star Wars Grinding

This is totally giving me a fett one.

| 8 comments | May 06, 2011
This girl's destined to have back problems in the future. That bag's gotta weigh at least 20 lbs. picture This girl's destined to have back problems in the future. That bag's gotta weigh at least 20 lbs.

| 3 comments | September 01, 2010
This is why I never ever shower. picture This is why I never ever shower.

| 8 comments | August 19, 2010
Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes. picture Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes.

From Andy

| 8 comments | July 23, 2010
Tip 1: Ignite brown bag full of poo on Miami's doorstep. picture Tip 1: Ignite brown bag full of poo on Miami's doorstep.

From F.K.

| 8 comments | July 09, 2010
"Can you blame him? Bro got iced." picture "Can you blame him? Bro got iced."

| 54 comments | June 30, 2010
If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing. picture If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing.

| 36 comments | June 11, 2010
You wouldn't be smiling if you saw what was under the shirt. Think hot white sweaty flesh mixed with remnants of Cheetos dust. picture You wouldn't be smiling if you saw what was under the shirt. Think hot white sweaty flesh mixed with remnants of Cheetos dust.

From Crazy Moe DaVola

| 122 comments | May 01, 2009
Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Ben Dover. picture Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Ben Dover.

From Schmidty

| 156 comments | March 10, 2009
Now if only you could jump in and join. picture Now if only you could jump in and join.

From General Robert E. :Me:

| 50 comments | February 18, 2009
Three little boys went up to this girl throughout the day and asked to borrow her pool floaties. picture Three little boys went up to this girl throughout the day and asked to borrow her pool floaties.

From CHarlie Douche

| 303 comments | February 15, 2009 | +500,000 views
I don't know if she has a boyfriend or not. All I know is I hate him with every fiber of my being. picture I don't know if she has a boyfriend or not. All I know is I hate him with every fiber of my being.

From Schmidty

| 147 comments | February 15, 2009
It's always the wholesome girls who end up being into the really freaky sex stuff. picture It's always the wholesome girls who end up being into the really freaky sex stuff.

From Not Jerry

| 72 comments | November 22, 2008
Taco Bell Sauces picture Taco Bell Sauces

Think outside the bun.

From adam reeve

| 51 comments | November 04, 2008
Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed. picture Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed.

From shane

| 126 comments | September 19, 2008
Does heaven have air conditioning? How can't it? picture Does heaven have air conditioning? How can't it?

| 0 comments | August 04, 2006