She has an arm condition GAWSH, could you be a little more sensitive?
A picture's worth a thousand weirdo's.
And 80% overly confident.
I'd put my sauce on her recipes, if you know what I mean.
The better to seduce you with.
They like to go catfishing together.
For all you know, he may have thwarted her an assassination.
Live breast feed.
67% of the end of the world, and she feels fine.
Yep, she's happy to see me.
I guess I'm a cat person then.
Nice kitty. Don't you steal my soul, now.
Lifeguard training has gotten pretty intense.
Baby, can you light my fire?
Goin' down with style.
You know its too hot when the cones start passing out
You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
"Back in my day, you had to walk two miles in the snow--barefoot--just to get away from perverts."
She makes nerds' hearts HTMelt.
"Yeah, that's right, 'sleeping.'"
This is totally giving me a fett one.
This girl's destined to have back problems in the future. That bag's gotta weigh at least 20 lbs.
This is why I never ever shower.
Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes.