"If we left them out, the maid would pick them up every day. And how could we hope to remember how much we drank if that happened?" Solution: don't leave the hotel room.
    "I guess signs have feelings too."
    Wait until I go to sleep, then you can use it.
    An extremely traditional hotel.
    Out of the way, Leno's on!
    "Unfolded the bed and I found this - no idea what the fuck it is and it smelled awful. Took a few quick pictures and then got them to clean it up. Basically, don't stay at Marriott."
    "So it's one of THOSE hotels"

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