Tag: Hotels

Somewhat Bilingual Hotel Picture Somewhat Bilingual Hotel
Forever Alone Please Disturb Sign Picture Forever Alone Please Disturb Sign
Wedding Congratulations From Hotel Picture Wedding Congratulations From Hotel
Do Not Disturb: Pillow Fort Picture Do Not Disturb: Pillow Fort
Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases. Picture Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.
You can probably find cheaper with a Travelocity bundle package. Picture You can probably find cheaper with a Travelocity bundle package.
Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid. Picture Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid.
"That will blow out" was just not as an effective marketing campaign. Picture "That will blow out" was just not as an effective marketing campaign.
Reach for the stars, baby girl. Reach for the stars! Picture Reach for the stars, baby girl. Reach for the stars!
Gravity is just holding us down from our freedom to party man. Picture Gravity is just holding us down from our freedom to party man.
This is a great way to remedy the homeless situation. Just keep them in the sky 24/7. Picture This is a great way to remedy the homeless situation. Just keep them in the sky 24/7.
No, no they mean Newman. And that's because they're featuring a never before seen episode of Seinfeld. Picture No, no they mean Newman. And that's because they're featuring a never before seen episode of Seinfeld.
"Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?" Picture "Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?"
Superman that... pool? Picture Superman that... pool?
They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that. Picture They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that.
Now that's service! Picture Now that's service!
The maid really pissed her off. Picture The maid really pissed her off.
"We are no longer allowed back at the Mariott hotel." Picture "We are no longer allowed back at the Mariott hotel."
"The next day the pool had a sign that said please do not put the pool furniture in the pool." Picture "The next day the pool had a sign that said please do not put the pool furniture in the pool."
"If we left them out, the maid would pick them up every day. And how could we hope to remember how much we drank if that happened?" Solution: don't leave the hotel room. Picture "If we left them out, the maid would pick them up every day. And how could we hope to remember how much we drank if that happened?" Solution: don't leave the hotel room.
Travel to exotic locations and play beer pong in your hotel room! Picture Travel to exotic locations and play beer pong in your hotel room!
"I guess signs have feelings too." Picture "I guess signs have feelings too."
To Frank, the kind of guy who would submit a beer pong picture in the "sports" category. Picture To Frank, the kind of guy who would submit a beer pong picture in the "sports" category.
Wait until I go to sleep, then you can use it. Picture Wait until I go to sleep, then you can use it.