Forever Alone Please Disturb Sign picture Forever Alone Please Disturb Sign

If they don't get more towels soon, the sobbing will become audible.

| Be the first to comment! | January 31, 2012
Wedding Congratulations From Hotel picture Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

| 4 comments | October 19, 2011
Do Not Disturb: Pillow Fort picture Do Not Disturb: Pillow Fort

Unless you have more blankets, then come on in.

| 4 comments | July 22, 2011
Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases. picture Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.

From D. Baggerson

| 2 comments | August 19, 2010
You can probably find cheaper with a Travelocity bundle package. picture You can probably find cheaper with a Travelocity bundle package.

From David

| 44 comments | July 26, 2010
Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid. picture Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid.

| 27 comments | June 13, 2010
"That will blow out" was just not as an effective marketing campaign. picture "That will blow out" was just not as an effective marketing campaign.

From D. Baggerson

| 101 comments | June 08, 2010
Reach for the stars, baby girl. Reach for the stars! picture Reach for the stars, baby girl. Reach for the stars!

From jimmy

| 61 comments | May 05, 2010
Gravity is just holding us down from our freedom to party man. picture Gravity is just holding us down from our freedom to party man.

| Be the first to comment! | April 12, 2010
This is a great way to remedy the homeless situation. Just keep them in the sky 24/7. picture This is a great way to remedy the homeless situation. Just keep them in the sky 24/7.

From jonathan shaw

| 17 comments | February 19, 2010
No, no they mean Newman. And that's because they're featuring a never before seen episode of Seinfeld. picture No, no they mean Newman. And that's because they're featuring a never before seen episode of Seinfeld.

From Paul Morin

| 69 comments | January 06, 2010
"Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?" picture "Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?"

| 17 comments | August 25, 2009
Superman that... pool? picture Superman that... pool?

From Marley

| 86 comments | May 09, 2009
They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that. picture They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that.

From Dale

| 197 comments | December 04, 2008
Now that's service! picture Now that's service!

| 187 comments | November 29, 2008
The maid really pissed her off. picture The maid really pissed her off.

From Not Jerry

| 33 comments | October 31, 2008
"We are no longer allowed back at the Mariott hotel." picture "We are no longer allowed back at the Mariott hotel."

From Ricky Bobby

| 30 comments | February 02, 2007
"The next day the pool had a sign that said please do not put the pool furniture in the pool." picture "The next day the pool had a sign that said please do not put the pool furniture in the pool."

From darius

| 10 comments | October 26, 2006
"If we left them out, the maid would pick them up every day. And how could we hope to remember how much we drank if that happened?" Solution: don't leave the hotel room. picture "If we left them out, the maid would pick them up every day. And how could we hope to remember how much we drank if that happened?" Solution: don't leave the hotel room.

From Brett

| 1 comment | March 27, 2006
Travel to exotic locations and play beer pong in your hotel room! picture Travel to exotic locations and play beer pong in your hotel room!

| Be the first to comment! | March 24, 2006