CollegeHumor: Hotels

Honest Names for Hotel Items

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:55:32 -0500

Simply roll over the images to see what they're really called…

Locked Out of the Hotel Room, Naked

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 17:23:19 -0500

Security footage pieces together this man's desperate walk from his room to the front desk; watch until the end for the conversation with the hotel clerk.

The Front Desk feat. J.B. Smoove

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:56:11 -0400

He's a spicy guy.

The Front Desk - Turn Down

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:35:05 -0400

It's a dog shit everywhere world out there.

The Front Desk - Triplets (w/ John Lutz and Bill Hader)

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 12:27:09 -0400

Welcome to the Hotel Studio 8H.

Somewhat Bilingual Hotel

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:51:18 -0400

This hotel writes "speaks Spanish" on its resume, but it actually only took a couple classes in college.

Forever Alone Please Disturb Sign

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:26:09 -0500

If they don't get more towels soon, the sobbing will become audible.

Jake and Amir: Itinerary

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:27:55 -0500

I don't have a hidden agenda.

Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:56:12 -0400

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

Hotel Balcony Belly Flop

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:05:00 -0400

If he wanted to get hurt, he should've just fallen in love.

Do Not Disturb: Pillow Fort

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:09:24 -0400

Unless you have more blankets, then come on in.

Super Slow Motion Killing Time in a Hotel Room

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:24:34 -0500

"Whoa, these cocktail peanuts are even more expensive in slow motion."

Epic Paper Plane Flight

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 17:00:21 -0500

"And you didn't want to use a $100,000,000 bill."

Untitled 13

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:31:34 -0400

Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.

Untitled 14

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:06:07 -0400

You can probably find cheaper with a Travelocity bundle package.

Untitled 15

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:04:45 -0400

Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid.

Untitled 16

Wed, 19 May 2010 11:37:18 -0400

"That will blow out" was just not as an effective marketing campaign.

Untitled 17

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:29:00 -0400

Reach for the stars, baby girl. Reach for the stars!

Untitled 18

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:20:28 -0400

Gravity is just holding us down from our freedom to party man.

Untitled 19

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:39:35 -0500

This is a great way to remedy the homeless situation. Just keep them in the sky 24/7.