"Thriller" Halloween House video "Thriller" Halloween House

"Sorry, kids, but I spent all the money I had for candy on the electrical bi--Hey, quit throwing eggs."

The free show may or may not involve a farm animal. picture The free show may or may not involve a farm animal.
House M.D. -- Valley Girl Edition video House M.D. -- Valley Girl Edition

Lupus is a most un-excellent disease.

House, M.D. Prank video House, M.D. Prank

Laughter is the best medicine of all. Though if we ever get sick, please give us regular medicine, too.

Too-Epic House Commercial video Too-Epic House Commercial

So that's why millionaires buy houses.

If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life. picture If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life.
"And if you step into this pantry here you can see my lovely surname." picture "And if you step into this pantry here you can see my lovely surname."
Guy Psyched About Tree Destroying His House picture Guy Psyched About Tree Destroying His House

Now he can barbecue every night.

Secret Garage in San Francisco video Secret Garage in San Francisco

"Now no one will know that this is where I keep all the junk I'm not ready to throw away!"

Sure, it looks great but the plumbing leaves more to be desired. picture Sure, it looks great but the plumbing leaves more to be desired.