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"Sorry, kids, but I spent all the money I had for candy on the electrical bi--Hey, quit throwing eggs."

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Lupus is a most un-excellent disease.

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Laughter is the best medicine of all. Though if we ever get sick, please give us regular medicine, too.

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So that's why millionaires buy houses.

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"Now no one will know that this is where I keep all the junk I'm not ready to throw away!"