That realtor died three years ago!
Now let's not judge. I'm sure the owner is a very nice serial killer.
We're watching you...
This guy had to make the ultimate choice: house or spiders? I think he chose right.
Much classier than a Housesoulpatch.
And if you buy in the next ten minutes, you get free plastic utensils too!
So THAT's why the blueprints seemed weird.
Dorothy decided to relocate from Oz after the housing market crashed.
Who's ready for an oral exam?
Not let me show you out back. This house has a lovely creaky swing set where the echoes of forgotten children still float on the wind.
Oh, yeah, I could definitely flip this house for a profit.
It's never Lupus.
It was either this or selling their baby for money.
Now he can barbecue every night.
Colbert cameos every episode of House.
Now here's a crossover I can get behind!
The marketing campaign for "UP" actually started in the 1940s when this house was built.
The free show may or may not involve a farm animal.
"And if you step into this pantry here you can see my lovely surname."
Sure, it looks great but the plumbing leaves more to be desired.
Don't tell me they're making another Amityville Horror movie.
If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life.
Runners Up For Employee of the Month. Right behind the cops who watched a murder happen.