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via r2h1c9s4 July 3, 2013
Whistle while you wha?
From nocommenttv on May 9, 2012
Funny, I would have thought you'd find an upside down house in Poland, if anywhere.
March 28, 2012
From podshowdk on September 9, 2011
"Location, location, lo-oh my god is that rain or a homeless guy urinating?"
April 28, 2011
April 22, 2011
"Now no one will know that this is where I keep all the junk I'm not ready to throw away!"
March 18, 2011
So that's why millionaires buy houses.
February 25, 2011
I'm a little disappointed he chose this instead of the dance scene.
January 21, 2011
He'll do anything if you chant "Bill" long enough.
January 11, 2011
"Ow, my eye! The doctor told me not to get the side of a house in it."
October 31, 2010
"Sorry, kids, but I spent all the money I had for candy on the electrical bi--Hey, quit throwing eggs."
October 29, 2010
The optical illusion is that there's a house for sale in this economy. Heyo!
May 21, 2010
This is the same way my wife and I got our beautiful 2-bedroom condo in Florida.
February 26, 2011
Meet the world's greatest "The Floor is Lava" player.
Amazing. Wine in a BOX!
December 22, 2009
He's singing because he just ate the family that lived in him.
April 17, 2009
House's diagnosis: short term memory loss and a severe case of idiocy.
April 9, 2009
Laughter is the best medicine of all. Though if we ever get sick, please give us regular medicine, too.
August 1, 2008
Lupus is a most un-excellent disease.
October 26, 2007
"On second thought, I liked it where it was."