"House" Video

Funny, I would have thought you'd find an upside down house in Poland, if anywhere.

From nocommenttv

"Location, location, lo-oh my god is that rain or a homeless guy urinating?"

From podshowdk

Why?

"Now no one will know that this is where I keep all the junk I'm not ready to throw away!"

So that's why millionaires buy houses.

I'm a little disappointed he chose this instead of the dance scene.

He'll do anything if you chant "Bill" long enough.

"Ow, my eye! The doctor told me not to get the side of a house in it."

"Sorry, kids, but I spent all the money I had for candy on the electrical bi--Hey, quit throwing eggs."

The optical illusion is that there's a house for sale in this economy. Heyo!

This is the same way my wife and I got our beautiful 2-bedroom condo in Florida.

Meet the world's greatest "The Floor is Lava" player.

Amazing. Wine in a BOX!

He's singing because he just ate the family that lived in him.

House's diagnosis: short term memory loss and a severe case of idiocy.

Laughter is the best medicine of all. Though if we ever get sick, please give us regular medicine, too.

Lupus is a most un-excellent disease.

"On second thought, I liked it where it was."