CollegeHumor: How to http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/how-to Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6882122 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882122/how-to-write-bestselling-erotic-fiction How to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:52:26 -0400
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Erotic fiction is all the rage these days — and if you're anything like me, your first response to this trend is, "No thanks," and your second is, "But wait — can I cash in on that?!" Well, you are in luck! I am here to tell you that writing high-quality smut is as easy as I heard you were in high school. Tramp.

There are several important guidelines to follow when writing straight-up filthy filth for the masses. Keep these simple points in mind, and in no time at all you'll be on board the gravy train that is the growing erotic fiction market. Just don't think about the gravy too much.


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How to kill two birds with one stone:


Step 1: Find a decently sized rock.
Step 2: Drive to pet store that sells birds.
Step 3: Take rock and kill one bird in pet store with it. (Because their wings are clipped, they won't be able to escape)
Step 4: Using same rock, kill a second bird.


How to Pay the Piper:


Step 1: Hire a Piper to get rats out of your city.
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HowToBasic is a YouTube channel specifically devoted to making a mess thinly veiled in the name of how-to instruction. Launched in December 2011, 157 videos have been uploaded to this channel, with only a few of these narrator-less "tutorials" running longer than a minute. Titles like "How to Close a Door" and "How to Correctly Serve a Watermelon" make it easy to click out of curiosity, just to see where it could possibly lead.

It leads to a god damn beautiful mess.


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There are several good ways one can become more clever. For example, one could read books. Reading the complete works of say, Heidegger, is almost guaranteed to raise one's intelligence quotient, at least by a smidge. One might also dedicate one's life to the study of something like linear metathesis in, say, Fijian. Or, one might study something like aerospace engineering, or biochemistry, or inferential statistics, or cryptography.


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