CollegeHumor: Hungry

The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 23:58:09 -0400

You didn't already put salt in, did you? You shouldn't salt it until the very end, so it stays juicy. You should punch down the middle so the burger doesn't balloon out. Didn't you already turn that one? You shouldn't turn it so much. Now it looks like you're hitting me in the face with your spatula. You shouldn't use the same spatula you use for food for face slapping. It's unsanitary. No, no, no, you shouldn't slam my face on THIS part of the grill. This part is cooler and generally used for keeping cooked foods warm. If you really want to cause me pain, really get a good sear going, you should slam it over here where the coals are stacked higher.

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Zoo Lion Really Wants to Eat Baby

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 15:34:05 -0400

In the Lion's defense, they hardly ever let her have human meat.

Untitled 2

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:15:34 -0400

Goodbye Air Force One. Hello difficult bathroom visit.

Adorable Alien Creature Demands Dinner

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:47:11 -0400

Sporadic arm waving is the intergalactic gesture for, "feed me you jerk!"

Untitled 4

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:03:54 -0500

"Well, I can't wait for burgers. I need meat now!"

Hungry Kitty

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:22:46 -0500

I said back off!

Impatient Kitty

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:40:56 -0400

He's actually half-goat.

Untitled 7

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:34:17 -0400

She's eating the glass.