Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room.
You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.
Be on lookout for Snooki chugging half a bottle of sunscreen in the next episode.
Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.
Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.
Upload your pix here afterward please.
He's totally a two pump chump.
You don't know where that thing's been.
Try using the broken nozzle on the water fountain as a makeshift bidet.
If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago.
At least he tried.
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