Ice Diving video Ice Diving

Jesus had the same problem.

Woman Casually Exits Moving Car video Woman Casually Exits Moving Car

"Ice? No thanks."

Fat Man Jumps on Frozen Lake video Fat Man Jumps on Frozen Lake

A skinnier man would have frozen to death in those waters, but a skinnier man wouldn't have broken through the ice.

Sky is Falling! video Sky is Falling!

It's like God got drunk and started harassing humans.

Winter Fails video Winter Fails

They're like summer fails, with more people falling into frozen lakes.

Rhymes with nice. picture Rhymes with nice.
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Stupid Cat Doesn't Understand Ice video Stupid Cat Doesn't Understand Ice

It's a naturally occurring crystalline inorganic solid. Duh.

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Classy Girls And Icicles picture Classy Girls And Icicles

They're the two most popular girls in school.