Can you believe more people were pissed about the Olympics cutting wrestling than them cutting Chimpanzee Figure Skating? I can.
Kids these days.
Ice...What a good time to be alive.
Don't worry, only everyone you know saw this on television. No biggie.
Just havin' a whale of a time this winter.
Looks like someone's been working them glutes.
Not the best place to get your tongue stuck.
The seals laughed and laughed. And then the bear ate them.
But he asked for more gruel. What am I supposed to do? Sell him?
The first two hours of their routine was just him complaining about indigestion.
It was either wear clothes or not have anything to light on fire.
They're the two most popular girls in school.
The perfect centerpiece for the "National Organization for Women" conference.
"That's a great idea--but what's a microwave?"
"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."