Just don't feel bad about licking the grease off your hands.
I just save my bacon fat and eat it with a spoon.
Not having a care in the world really takes a lot out of you.
And if he doesn't stop tell him Mom's having an affair.
Oh, to be unemployed.
"Joke's on you, this is coffee ice cream."
On second thought, it's probably cheaper to just poison your fat roommate.
We all scream for eye scream.
And you thought ice cream scoopers didn't need hair nets.
It's their fault for smearing ice cream on the window.
"Daddy, I think I want Italian ice"
Bad idea when they sell it by the ounce. It cost roughly $50.
It tastes absolutely fabulous!
Ice Cream "Truck"
What has this country come to, where you can't casually poison a toddler at your summer job?
But your car will be keyed, because you're a jerk.