If this thing becomes self-aware and declares war on the human race, I hope I'm the first to be ice creamed to death.
Seems pretty win-win for all parties involved.
This is mein type of ice cream. Eat the whole thing to uncover the gooey evil core.
Say something! That's what I thought.
Fight the power!
So badly I want to teach him that ice cream goes in your mouth and soccer is a terrible sport.
The slapstick sequel to "The Old Man and the Sea."