Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I fear for our grandchildren who may never know the sight of an iceberg shaped like a dick.
"Oh, like a polar bear."
I told him to take a jacket!
Great idea, as long as you don't get too messed up and start drinking coolant instead.
It's really, really thin.
What do you mean you guys don't serve Water Zero?
Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
When you hit it, don't you get stuck?
Woah, slow down. You're going a mile a minute.
One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
Eskimos have over a hundred words for ice, but Italians apparently have none.
One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
Why bother sitting in the pool all day if you can't get drunk?
What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you.
It's Budweiser, throw it back.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.