Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's really, really thin.
What do you mean you guys don't serve Water Zero?
Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
When you hit it, don't you get stuck?
Woah, slow down. You're going a mile a minute.
One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
Eskimos have over a hundred words for ice, but Italians apparently have none.
One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
Why bother sitting in the pool all day if you can't get drunk?
What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you.
It's Budweiser, throw it back.
"We have no idea what's in here."
Hope your wheelchair has skates.
Must be pumpkin flavored beer.
You keep crying wolf and nobody's going to beleive you.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.