Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Our RA was an Ice Cold Bitch... so we decided to freeze her panties." How poetic.
A great way to make a delicious beer popsicle if you don't mind broken glass.
"I put a couple of beers in the freezer to get them cold quickly... then forgot about them."
"Passed out only to wake up a wet woman"
Because I was counting calories...
At a family BBQ and could not find an ice chest so we dumped the bird bath and added ice.
"Our fridge's little freezer got so iced over that the door wouldn't shut."
"Intense VA Party...the police found this a week later."
"Saw this on monday. Just goes to show how freaking cold it is in Pennsylvania."
Hey instead of standing there with your camera, how about helping the guy?
"Our super bowl party" Did you guys touch those bottles with your mouths?
"Frozen pussy." Weird.
His wang must be the size of his tooth
"I got bored... The one in the balloon is still in the freezer."
Hell freezes over. (warning: joke)
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