Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We have no idea what's in here."
Hope your wheelchair has skates.
Must be pumpkin flavored beer.
You keep crying wolf and nobody's going to beleive you.
"Our RA was an Ice Cold Bitch... so we decided to freeze her panties." How poetic.
A great way to make a delicious beer popsicle if you don't mind broken glass.
"I put a couple of beers in the freezer to get them cold quickly... then forgot about them."
"Time to stop drinking Bud Ice."
"Passed out only to wake up a wet woman"
Because I was counting calories...
At a family BBQ and could not find an ice chest so we dumped the bird bath and added ice.
So THAT'S what they mean by "tip of the iceberg."
"Our fridge's little freezer got so iced over that the door wouldn't shut."
"Intense VA Party...the police found this a week later."
"Saw this on monday. Just goes to show how freaking cold it is in Pennsylvania."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.