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Jake and Amir
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What do you mean you guys don't serve Water Zero?
Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
When you hit it, don't you get stuck?
Woah, slow down. You're going a mile a minute.
One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
Eskimos have over a hundred words for ice, but Italians apparently have none.
One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
Cats are stupid, don't they know what ice is?
Why bother sitting in the pool all day if you can't get drunk?
What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you.
It's Budweiser, throw it back.
The lesson: don't let your friends tie a rope around your foot when you go to pee on a frozen lake.
"We have no idea what's in here."
How do you jump into a pond wrong?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.