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Girl Ice Fail
It wasn't nearly as cute the second time around, but only because she died.
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Frozen Sea Makes Crazy Noises
Though, to be fair, it's the alien trapped under the ice that's actually making the noises.
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Figure Skater Poops Out Partner
The first two hours of their routine was just him complaining about indigestion.
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Bad Ass King Sits on a Throne of Awesome
It was either wear clothes or not have anything to light on fire.
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
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Puppy Shows Ice Cube Who's Boss
He should be careful, he's already a wanted dog for melting that wealthy old couples' hearts in that botched robbery.
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Giant Phallic Ice Sculpture
The perfect centerpiece for the "National Organization for Women" conference.
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How to Make Fire from Ice
Apparently the answer isn't "set ice on fire." That just melts it.
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Ice Fishing in Russia
This is impressive until you find out he was trying to find a wife, not a fish.
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Bird Has Frozen Fish Dilemma
"That's a great idea--but what's a microwave?"
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Bear Doesn't Approve of Ice Sculpture
"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."
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Swimming In Norway
I can't even imagine what skiing in Norway must be like.
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Player Uses Back of Goalie's Head to Score
Hopefully the goalie's view is just as obstructed when they're reviewing the game tape.
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Icy Street Corner of Doom
"I really can't stay" "But baby it's cold outside, let's watch people fall down on the sidewalk."
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K.I.T.T.'s Rebellious Son Doesn't Want to Park
"But, Michael, wouldn't it make more sense to park on a parkway?"
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Ice Sliding Cars in Seattle
Why don't they just drive their hovercars? Oh, right. Thanks for nothing, scientists.
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Reporter Drops Ice Sculpture
This is his biggest disaster since that segment at the priceless Ming vase exhibit.


