"Ice" Video

Though, to be fair, it's the alien trapped under the ice that's actually making the noises.

He should be careful, he's already a wanted dog for melting that wealthy old couples' hearts in that botched robbery.

From briannevm

Apparently the answer isn't "set ice on fire." That just melts it.

From tim3jones

This is impressive until you find out he was trying to find a wife, not a fish.

I can't even imagine what skiing in Norway must be like.

Hopefully the goalie's view is just as obstructed when they're reviewing the game tape.

"I really can't stay" "But baby it's cold outside, let's watch people fall down on the sidewalk."

"But, Michael, wouldn't it make more sense to park on a parkway?"

Why don't they just drive their hovercars? Oh, right. Thanks for nothing, scientists.

This is his biggest disaster since that segment at the priceless Ming vase exhibit.

Alex Ovechkin wanted to make it totally clear that this kid was going down.

So that's where Zambonis go when they die.

It's a naturally occurring crystalline inorganic solid. Duh.

She puts the butt in bobbuttsled.

Haha, they just lost thousands of dollars.

They're like summer fails, with more people falling into frozen lakes.

"He has the same problem at parties. That's why he's still not married." - his mom.

Finally, the news editor has revenge on the guy that made fun of him in high school.

"Ice? No thanks."

A skinnier man would have frozen to death in those waters, but a skinnier man wouldn't have broken through the ice.