Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Look at the camera and say "blaaaaaaargh!"
Does anyone have an ID that looks like they're trying to break out of the box? That'd be a good one.
No I will not take it off, this is my heritage!
Smart play. Nobody's going to question the authenticity of your eye patch, or ask you to take it off.
"People told my friend that these pictures were being sent with our college applications. At least he was a boy scout."
They're taking my picture? Whatever, I don't care.
I think McLovin's ID looked more authentic.
Careful, your face will stay that way on your college id.
"My teacher didn't allow me to make a dumb face as a freshman, so i devised the plan on the spot and worked my way up. After 4 tedious years it was complete."
If he's that stressed taking his picture, imagine how he handles homework.
"Holy crap! They're taking my picture."
How are you not level?
"When bars ask for a second ID, it's handy to have."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.