Picture Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies).
Picture AIM actually comes with this Chuck Norris away message built in, but to activate it you have to roundhouse kick your keyboard at at least 80 mph.
Picture It's a messed up world we are living in when the DMV lets this license plate slide, but turn down my request for "VAGVAGVAG".
Picture "This girl got really mad at me and blocked me, so I did the only thing someone in my situation could do
Picture "I saw an earlier submittion of 249 days leaving AIM on so i decided to beat it....251 days, 10 hours, 37 minutes. It ended when my roommate signed me off."
Picture "I wanted to see how long I could stay on AIM straight. I was taking screen shots every week or so, this was the last one I got before a blackout knocked me off. 249 days, 12 hrs, 3 minutes."
Picture "My friend turns into such a douche bag when he's talking to his girlfriend. Please post this so I can show him and tell him that he just got publicly OWNED"